I am known as Spinister. I am dark, silent and dangerous. You are one of the few to hear of me and survive, so keep it on the down low, all right? I can't have a bunch of squishy humans blabbing my name and ruining my mysterious rep.
Hobby: Hiding fusion bombs in the Autobot restroom.
Dark Secret: Terrified of Galvatron.
Best Friend: His beam cannon.